WANTED!

FOR MOMENTARILY STEALING YOUR ATTENTION

AND CAPTURING YOUR THOUGHTS!

DESCRIBED AS: SINGLE, LOCKED DOWN AND LOVEABLE... PROCEED WITH CAUTION... YOU MAY FALL FOR THIS MAN...

WARNING: ARMS ARE DANGEROUS! CAN HUG YOU FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME CAUSING YOU TO FEEL SINCERE AFFECTION!

REWARD $$$: FOR MAKING CONTACT AND PROVIDING YOUR INFORMATION (ADDRESS, PHONE#, E-MAIL ADDRESS, ETC.) HAPPINESS, GIGGLES AND LAUGHTER AND ONE STAMPED ENVELOPE ADDRESSED TO YOU WITH ACCOMPANYING LETTER AND PHOTO.

BONUS REWARD! FOR THE IMMEDIATE CAPTURE OF THIS MAN'S HEART: UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, SHARING OF INTIMATE THOUGHTS, AND ASSURED LOYALTY TO YOU.

HISTORY OF RELATED OFFENSES AND OTHER SUSPECTED ACTIVITIES 1. BEING A GENTLEMAN 2. BEING A GOOD LISTENER AS WELL AS A GOOD CONVERSATIONIST 3. HAVING A HUGE HEART, USING IT AT WILL 4. BEING A FRIEND WHEN YOU NEED ONE 5. TREATING A WOMAN LIKE SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD THAT MATTERS

NOTE: IF YOU SEE THIS MAN DO NOT LET HIM GET OUT OF YOUR SIGHT WITHOUT BEFRIENDING HIM AND EXCHANGING INFORMATION. FAILURE TO DO SO MAY RESULT IN LIVING IN A CATASTROPHIC STATE OF LONLINESS.

MR. RIGHT IS ON THE TOP 10 HEART'S MOST WANTED LIST. HELP GET THIS SMOOCH STEALING, HAND HOLDING, HUG GIVING, THOUGHTFUL HEART THROB OUT OF THE LOOP. SEND YOUR INFORMATION NOW SO YOU CAN BRING THIS MAN'S HEART TO JUSTICE. HE SHOULD NOT BE FREE FOR THE TAKING. ACT NOW! YOUR INFORMATION COULD PUT AN END TO HEARTBREAK, CHAOS AND DISORDER. IF YOU'VE EXPERIENCED THIS WITH OTHER MEN OR ARE EXPERIENCING IT NOW, WRITE DOWN THE INFORMATION ON THE SCREEN AND MAKE CONTACT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. PUT THIS MAN'S HEART ON LOCKDOWN!